if i wasnt against "liking" id "like" these coz i really like them :P

" You know you're pissed when you say "cheers mate" to the Bank Machine "

dislike this one " The awkward arm when spooning"
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" I can't hear you, so ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question" - happened at work the other day...awks much!

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" Looking up your symptoms on google and ending up terrified." - who doesnt, had my whole primary school convinced we were a special school :P

"Laying down at night thinking about those moments you just wanna re-live ." naw